Saturday, August 13, 2005

Nazis like ice cream

I had a dream last night that I was in the US military during WWII. My battallion had to infiltrate the German army. To do so, we dressed in German uniforms that we somehow procured, probably from Germans we had killed. What did these uniforms consist of? Fez's with swastikas on them. That was about it.
We put on the little hats that looked like this: (thanks, Photoshop)

Where were the German soldiers when we slipped into their ranks? An ice cream shop. We were obviously American soldiers, but when you put on the swastika fez, they can't tell the difference. Their commander even bought us ice cream cones.
but was it Häagen-Dazs? That's the Q.

Oh damn it. Häagen-Dazs started in America.

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