Wednesday, July 20, 2005

talk about bad marketing

Dear young men selling m&m’s on the street to help raise money for your ‘basketball team,’

I’m not buying your m&m’s, not even if I wanted m&m’s. I don’t like making transactions on the sidewalk.

Second of all, if you grab my arm and demand that I take off my headphones, not only will I not be buying your m&m’s, I’ll be reaching for my pepper spray. If you really need money for a legit youth sports team, do what any smart team does. Get a strip club to sponsor you.

Love, Joanna

(I don’t actually carry pepper spray, but aggressive m&m vendors make me wish I did.. or maybe a hand gun.)


Blogger madman said...

mace a little jock---that would be funny! I hope you have a video phone.

5:11 AM  
Blogger Tim Duffy said...

The best way to avoid these exchanges is to look less pleasant. Soak your clothes in urine for a wonderful aroma and build a nest for an abscure rodent in your hair.

9:10 AM  
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