Friday, July 15, 2005

grand theft uh oh

Isn't this a funny headline?

Clinton seeks video game sex scene probe

Furthermore, doesn't that sound dirty?

It's an article on about how Hilary is against the simulated sex in a version of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andres."

Now, I'm not really what you would call "a person who plays video games." Some might say that's because I don't have a "penis," but whatever. Grand Theft Auto is one of the few games I've actually played. It's been a few years, but as I recall, I just looked up the cheat codes online and cruised around the city in a golf cart hacking people to bits with a chainsaw. It's not like it's the Teletubbies giving you simulated sex here, it's an extremely violent video game. I'm pretty liberal in most arenas, but when politicians are suggesting legislation regarding video games, I'm thinking, certainly you have more important things to worry about, right?

Hang on, let's all take a moment to imagine a world where the Teletubbies give you simulated sex.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm...teletubby sex...mmmm


12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Werent you there that night we were all in torrres' room last year playing gta? driving around in a tractor killing hookers... ya know, the norm.


3:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On second thought... i think that was abbey... you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming ;)


3:26 AM  
Anonymous better than buddha said...

shouldn't the dems just cede the "video games will hasten the apocolypse" vote to right? but i guess it does teach kids a good lesson... we don't care if you hack your peers into bits... just don't have sex with them... it's vulgar

12:26 PM  
Blogger Joanna said...

because here in america, necrophilia is frowned upon

3:56 PM  
Anonymous better than buddha said...


9:35 PM  

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